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Will Brother Tiger’s Day of Reckoning Come in Your Lifetime?

Will Brother Tiger’s Day of Reckoning Come in Your Lifetime?

By Carlos El Dente Brother Tiger is clever about finding ways to avoid properly taking care of Kingdom of Toucan citizens. Instead, he spoils his cronies and loyal followers, dismissing…

How the Kingdom of Toucan Was Sold Down the River by an Incompetent Fool

How the Kingdom of Toucan Was Sold Down the River by an Incompetent Fool

By Carlos El Dente “I want you to sign a compromise agreement,” Brother Tiger ordered. He addressed his Minister of International Relations before sending him off to cut an unsavory…

It’s a Jungle Out there: A Sad State of Affairs in the Kingdom Belize

It’s a Jungle Out there: A Sad State of Affairs in the Kingdom Belize

By Carlos El Dente Once upon a time—in a lush kingdom of tropical splendor that was once home to creative, intellectually curious and inventive indigenous peoples—two political parties arose within…

A Parable: Why Belize’s Howler Monkeys are Having the Last Scream

A Parable: Why Belize’s Howler Monkeys are Having the Last Scream

By Carlos El Dente Deep within the Black Howler Monkey Sanctuary located northwest of Belize City, an enormous gathering of these black “baboons” came together to figure out why the…